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Infertility

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Chris

Tuning: E A D G B E

Capo: No capo

BPM: 375

e|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
B|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
G|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|--3--------------3----|----------3---------|-----3--------------|--------------------|3--------------3----|
E|------------0---------|0-------------------|0---------0---------|2----1----0---------|----------0---------|

e|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
B|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
G|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|------------3---------|-----3--------------|--------------------|3--------------3----|----------3---------|
E|--0-------------------|0---------0---------|2----1----0---------|----------0---------|0-------------------|

[ preview ends at bar 10 — the interactive score has the rest ]

                                                                                        I woke up on a Sunday morn, hand still in my pants

                                              Morning wood's got me feeling good, I got special plans

    Then I get a call from the docs, giving me such a tease

                                                                   Why oh why can't I masturbate in peace

                         He tells me to cum Inside of a jar

                                                                                        But then I can't, why is it so hard?

                                              Am I infertile?

    Am I infertile?

                                                                   Sittin' down in the doctor's room, ready for what's to come

                         He tells me to pull my penis out since I still can't cum

                                                                                        He checks it out and wiggles it about, then he starts to cry

                                              I ask what's wrong and then he says I have a U.T.I.

    Not only am I infertile, I have a U.T.I.

                                                                   Oh my god my life sucks, yeah I wanna die

                         Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                                                                                        Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                                              Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

    Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

                                                                   So I go home and try to beat it off, nothing's comin' out

                         Oh goddammit this fucking sucks, yeah I wanna shout

                                                                                        No more masturbating means no more happiness

                                              Fuck this bullshit U.T.I. I really have to piss

    Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                                                                   Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                         Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                                                                                        Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

    Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                                                                   Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                         Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                                                                                        Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                                              Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

    Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                                                                   Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I infertile?

                         Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

                               I just want to masturbate

Mason

Tuning: E A D G

Capo: No capo

BPM: 375

g|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
E|--0-------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|

g|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
E|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|0-------------------|--------------------|

[ preview ends at bar 10 — the interactive score has the rest ]

Chris (Secondary)

Tuning: E A D G B E

Capo: No capo

BPM: 375

e|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
B|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
G|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
E|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|

e|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
B|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
G|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
E|----------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|

[ preview ends at bar 10 — the interactive score has the rest ]
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Instruments
Guitar, Bass4
Genres
Rock
Tracks
3
Tempo
375 BPM
Time signature
4/4
Tuning
E A D G B E
Difficulty
Intermediate
Bars
380
Frets used
Frets 0-19
Techniques
slides
Published 3 Mar 2021

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Infertility is a Guitar and Bass4 score arranged by nate and filed under Rock. Read it as tablature or as standard sheet music notation, play it back at any tempo, and practise it a bar at a time.

It is written in 4/4 at 375 BPM and 3 tracks. The arrangement runs 380 bars. We grade it intermediate — it stays between frets 0 and 19 and there are 8 chord shapes to learn. Playing it calls for slides.

Chords used: A5, G5, B5, C5, G#5, C#5, D#5, F5. Each one links to its shapes and fingerings.

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